Game Review: Crypt Custodian (PS5/Switch)

It’s not every day that we get to dive into a cross-platform review, and there’s something undeniably exciting about observing how a game operates across different systems. Despite the advancements in technology aiming for consistency, variations still exist. With that in mind, my friend Albert Eres and I have been exploring the new Metroidvania title, Crypt Custodian, which recently debuted on both PC and consoles. In this joint review, I tackled the PS5 version while Albert spent his time on the Switch port. Ready to see if we both ended up impressed?

Crypt Custodian introduces us to a cat navigating the afterlife. Due to some truly bizarre circumstances, the cat is denied entry to heaven and instead finds itself tasked with cleaning up the chaotic world outside The Palace, armed with nothing more than a broom. The narrative leans into the odd yet charmingly written script, which is refreshing since it doesn’t drown itself in seriousness. This quirky storyline infuses a whimsical vibe, making characters encountered on the journey quite endearing. Pulling off such personality in a Metroidvania game, often known for its intense action focus, is not easy, but Crypt Custodian manages it with style.

What initially grabbed my attention about Crypt Custodian is its departure from the typical side-scrolling format. Instead, it offers a top-down adventure reminiscent of Zelda: A Link to the Past, which is a delightful change for anyone who isn’t a fan of the usual frenetic platforming. This perspective enhances accuracy, reducing frustration and providing a more enjoyable experience.

As is common in Metroidvania games, not all areas are accessible from the start. You’ll have to backtrack, which though essential, ensures you aren’t prematurely overwhelmed by enemies beyond your skill level. The progression is cleverly structured so the zones you tackle feel manageable, fostering a sense of adventure without being daunting.

One of the best things about Crypt Custodian is its perfect blend of action and puzzles. You can satisfy your urge for combat without it being so difficult that you want to hurl your controller. Simultaneously, puzzles are challenging yet not needlessly complicated. If you get stuck, it’s likely because you overlooked something simple—nothing a few attempts won’t sort out. This balance keeps the gameplay pace engaging and enjoyable throughout.

A feature that keeps Crypt Custodian fresh is the plethora of collectibles hidden within the game. Upgrade points are cleverly tucked away behind puzzles or in parts of the map inaccessible initially. Collectible cats add another layer of exploration; they’re scattered in jars around the map waiting to reunite with their mother, rewarding you for your efforts. Warp points make the frequent backtracking more pleasant, allowing seamless navigation through previously explored areas.

Speaking of navigation, keep an eye out for warp points—these wells act as save points where you can equip abilities and teleport. Discovering a new area desperately requires finding the nearest safe spot, which can sometimes lead to anxious exploration when you stray too far from safety. The relief felt upon reaching one of these warp points is almost tangible.

Crypt Custodian’s visuals offer a cute, arcade-style charm, complemented by excellent sound design, and it’s buttery smooth on the PS5. I often struggle with Metroidvania titles due to my lackluster platforming skills, yet Crypt Custodian doesn’t frustrate me like others have. Its 90s RPG vibe evokes nostalgia and makes revisiting old memories delightful. Ultimately, this game feels like a win for my library—a game I’ll surely return to finish.

Final Rating: 9/10

Albert Eres adds another dimension to our review by highlighting how Crypt Custodian breathes fresh air into a genre crowded with Soulslike games. The game’s inspiration from classics like Zelda and Metroid is evident, yet it stands out with customizable features that cater to casual gamers. Even on the Switch, Crypt Custodian’s charming storyline and cat-centered premise shine through.

The game’s combat remains approachable without expecting players to preemptively know incoming attacks, a refreshing change from the demanding nature of many current action titles. Despite some rapidly locking projectiles, the predictability adds a positive layer to the gameplay without compromising its challenge level.

Crypt Custodian also brings gameplay assist options, allowing adjustments to attack power, fall damage, and health, which helps ensure the game’s engaging narrative and artistic brilliance reach a broader audience, preventing potential ragequitting from difficulty spikes. However, Albert notes encountering a minor bug on the Switch where these options occasionally reset.

The additional time allowed for puzzles is especially welcome, sidestepping the common criticism that difficulty levels only cater to combat. This feature allows more time for solving puzzles, reducing the need to be a platforming whiz.

Whether you’re a casual gamer, fan of the Zelda and Metroid series, or just love cats, Crypt Custodian is a delightful journey that eases you through challenging portions, upping the enjoyment factor. Its playful nod to traditional RPG and puzzle gameplay is exhilarating, an absolute must-play for Metroidvania enthusiasts.

Final Score: 9/10

Crypt Custodian is nearly flawless in its homage to classic gaming while keeping things fresh and accessible. Both Albert and I found ourselves thoroughly entertained on separate platforms. This game may not redefine its genre, but what it does, it excels at flawlessly. It’s definitely a title to sink your claws into if you appreciate the Metroidvania genre.